BECAUSE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT... They have to solve all these cryptic puzzles and riddles so they think they're finding something important and it's just a storage room full of cat posters. and one single calendar full of gloveless Hands. "is this..." "so that's how he paid for college"

Because letters are fancy, right, don't let all that neat handwriting go to waste sir

SHE'S NOT THERE YOU HAVE HER MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE ELSE she dropped her phone. rub magikarp's belly