Aperture Science fresh meat warning

[did_well_enough]

Hey, hi, how ya doin'? Names Hades, lord of the dead Jon and I'm fresh meat here in good ole' Smash Academy. Today, I shall be bringing you a new teacher and staff member in the shape of a bitchy AI with an attitude problem: GLaDOS! Say hi GLaDOS~



Oh GLaDOs, that isn't saying hi. ANYWAY. To be quite honest, I've been dying to play her in a school-type game forever (the idea of her as a teacher is fantastic, you know it), so I'm  so exited my head might explode.

I feel bad for the janitor custodian.


Jokes aside, point is: I'm super excited to be here and I hope you enjoy my GLaDOS and playing with her. I'm sure she'll enjoy testing playing with your characters as well.

Also cake.

Comments

[whitedeviljack]

Raiden the janitor will now be taking lessons from Otacon





and peeing everywhere.

[did_well_enough]

Excellent.





GLaDOS will just be over here. Laughing. Possibly manically.

[poyo]

8D

[did_well_enough]

[This face.





But mun is like: :DDDDD]

HAVE SOME AWKWARD, BRIEF GREETING

[bluestreaker]

HELLO. HI. Welcome, welcome!

I hope you have fun, omg.

Though I can't help but scream at cake moreso right now because porn meme. Jfc IMAGES.

I WILL CHERISH IT ALWAYS

[did_well_enough]

ADWSDCQWDccWQCFEWDWE SONIC *_*

I love the spiky blue asshole so much, you have no idea.

SHOULD I EVEN ASK

Also, I'm sure these two will get along G R E A T.

BEHEHEDNHDHEJWSDHJFDDF

[bluestreaker]

PROBABLY NOT

WwwEEEEHEHHHFHFFBNFCDNFCNFNF

Oh yeah I CAN SEE THIS GOING SWIMMINGLY (AND WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL SONIC CAN SWIM)

He's pmuch already said f these classes cause Sonic can't read please. I have two icons that say he can't. (VALID.)

CCCCCCC:

[did_well_enough]

BUT SONIC YOU GOTTA LEARN, MAN

AND SOB, SO VALID.

Feel free to have him bother her in her intro. I'm sure she'd love to speak with a blue hedgehog that talks.

[star_punched]

OMG

HELLO

HI

:)

I am LIZ and I play LITTLE MAC (THIS GUY FROM PUNCH OUT), PEACH (MARIO), VINCENT BROOKS (CATHERINE), AND SOPHIE (TALES OF GRACES).

SO. EXCITE. :D

[obfuskate]

WAHHH HI YOU ALREADY KNOW ME

HI HIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiii AHHHHHHHHH glados bb ♥

[findthepenguin]

ahhhhh hello!!!!!! I am super excite for GLaDOS you have no idea.

I am Carbon and I play Kanji (Persona 4), Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney), and Byrne (Zelda: Spirit Tracks). Welcome. ♥

[did_well_enough]

OMG YES THIS IS A THING I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT

SSSSHHHHAAADDDDOOOOWWWW~

I am so looking forward to this.

[did_well_enough]

OH EM GEE

:DDDD

WELL IF YOU ARE EXCITE THEN I AM ECSTATIC.

So.







There.

[did_well_enough]

I AM EXCITE YOU ARE EXCITE

Really. This is a thing I look forward to. C:

Also EEEEE, PHOENIX~

[obfuskate]

SOME GREAT SHENANIGANS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN, I'M SURE.

[did_well_enough]

I can tell Shadow is probably gonna be one of the few people GLaDOS will actually respect here...at least at first.

SO YES< SHENANIGANS ARE GO

[obfuskate]

AHAHAH considering this is Shadow, of all 'hogs, iiiiit probably won't last.

OH WELL LOL

[did_well_enough]

I don't know, I think it'll last.

See'll think about ditching him, then remember how bad Sonic is.

SHE CAN'T WIN D:

[obfuskate]

GLaDOS.






Let's make Sonic

a potato.

[did_well_enough]

Y E S, OH GOD YES YES YYYYEESSSSSS





I mean "yeah sure"

[obfuskate]

fuck




yeah

[did_well_enough]

This is a thing that will happened.

SOMEHOW

IT

WILL

FUCKING

HAPPEN

Don't ask me how BUT IT WILL.

[obfuskate]

Oh Smash has many strange shenanigans.

Trust me.

It will happen.

[did_well_enough]

Excellent, I love shenanigans.

[notstevejobs]

Oh hai. I forgot to say hello.

I am CHRIS. I play MAX (Advance Wars), APPLE KID (Earthbound), BOWSER (Super Mario Twins) and DUSTER (Mother 3).

WELCOME GAME TO THE.

[did_well_enough]

Hello CHRIS, it's nice to meet you~

YOU THANK.