ROBOTS AND CAT-BALLS! Grande finale of the drug plot [info/plotting post]

[stay_classy_cat]

WHAT HAPPENED?

Last summer, a nefarious freckled enterprising blonde started selling lollipop drugs and created a drug empire with his dirty drug money. Said dirty drug money also funded a top-secret project of his--Pokeballs (henceforth referred to as "cat-balls") that can catch and clone anything so that they serve as Seth's puppets. Unknown to anyone, Mayor Tabuu was cat-balled.

The drug lollipops caused different affects on its users, ranging from whacky shenanigans to flooded schools to civil unrest and racial/specie bias and segregation. Even after a band of heroes from Smash Academy thwarted the drug production plant located under a creepy church, Final Destination City erupted in turmoil and riots. The bottle-necked supply of drugs fed aggression and desperation until "Mayor Tabuu" decided he had enough.

"He" ordered Martial Law under Dr. Eggman's rule. (For shits and giggles, really.) Robots patrolled the city and curfews were put in place. Surprisingly enough, this worked. Riots calmed down, and drug-related violence and crime are no longer a problem.

...That said, Eggman himself is now a problem.

Many residents of Smash Academy and FDC feel Eggman's reign is no longer needed. No doubt you've seen the numerous posters and flyers around campus calling for a unified rally against Eggman's robot regime. Eirika is taking a stand for your independence, Smash Academy.

And without your help, her efforts might be for nothing.

SO WHAT'S HAPPENING NEXT?

Eirika's stand against Eggman will be doomed to fail. After capture she will NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN dun dun dunnn. In actuality, Eggman will teach her some manners and secretly robotisize her. No one would be any the wiser as to what happened to her, though you might notice she's gone missing.

Except Seth. He'll be snooping around at the right place at the right time and once he learns of Eggman's ability to robotisize his cat-ball guinea pigs, he'll decide that Eggman has gotten too comfortable with his position of power. In his haste, Seth will make a phone call to his drug cronies which Ulki will overhear--What?! ROBOTS? Seth is the drug guy?! He cat-balled Tabuu??? What the heck is a cat-ball anyway?! SOUNDS BAD...! This critical news will eventually come back to Eggman, and surely everyone in Smash Academy will hear about it after that point.

WHAT CAN I DO?

So we will have Eggman furious at being tricked by Seth the drug lord and cat-baller, and Seth furious at Eggman the robotisizer for overstepping his boundaries. Both are obviously bad--Eggman is a more immediate threat but Seth is probably the bigger one; he has Mayor Tabuu by the balls, after all.

Here's what we're looking to do:

- Sign up for a group to commandeer Eggman's robotisizing machine.
- Sign up to be robotisized and fight your friends.
- Be normal and fight random faceless badniks (there are cute fuzzy pokemon animals trapped inside, don't you want to save them?)
- Sign up to be cat-balled and fight badniks andor robotisized friends incognito, and then celebrate your victory by turning on your friends.

Seth and Eggman will duke it out mano e mano. You do not sign up for that, BUT, it will be broadcasted live to the network for all to see thanks to Bowser.

I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY OF THAT.

No worries, this is entirely opt-in. Meaning if you want nothing to do with this plot/event you just keep on keeping man. Just keep doing your thing, as you have been. Shit's going down on Monday the 26th and just on that day (although backdating will be a thing as long as needed). There will be a network post on Monday of Eggman and Seth yelling at/fighting with each other that will kick things off, then an open log for everyone to get their collective commandeering/fighting on, which will take place on the outskirts of campus and in the city. Please feel free to utilize the network to ICly group together as you wish, or make your own logs outside of the catch-all one, or do all your hand-waving and figuring out here.

AND THEN AFTER THIS EVERYTHING WILL TURN TO NORMAL AND CLASSES WILL START BACK UP, YAAAAAY.

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Comments

I WANT TO BE CAT-BALLED

[stay_classy_cat]

Congratulations, you are now part of the collective hivemind that is Seth's will. Cat-balls look like innocuous black/purple/silver Pokeballs with cat paws embezzled on them. They capture anything and everything they are thrown at without fail, like a Master Ball. Once inside, these devious little buggers will make a PERFECT REPLICA of your character and ooze out the sides of the ball. Trapped inside, you see, smell, hear, and feel everything your clone is doing. If you didn't know any better, you'd swear nothing was different. Anyone looking at you would not be able to deduce any difference from the real you and the cat-balled clone, making you a perfect spy.

Which is exactly what Seth likes you to do. Go about your normal business, and stop those infernal machines. Then once you've done that, turn on your friends and try to cat-ball them. Or hurt them if they don't comply. In fact, hurt them anyway. Hurt them a lot because Seth is a jerk.

A cat-balled clone will bleed shadow bugs if beaten to excess, and eventually they will fall apart and dissipate. The real character, still safe and quite alive inside the ball, will however feel like they just DIED. Defeating Seth will release everyone from their spherical prisons, probably leaving them to feel worse for the wear but otherwise completely safe. (Yes that means you should probably be cheering and rooting for Eggman's victory.)

Limit is 10 sign-ups for now. If you want to be cat-balled and then robotisized, I'll leave that up to you, but needless to say Seth won't be happy Eggman "stole" you from him.

Note: There are a few of you out there who are already cat-balled (you know who you are) and I've made things as flexible as possible should you also want to get in on the robotisizing and what not. If you want opt-outs, just get a hold of me and I'll gladly work something out with you.

Re: I WANT TO BE CAT-BALLED

[flamejock]

Jock... does....... love............ balls...................

TELL ME, KAT. HOW TERRIBLE AM I.

[stay_classy_cat]

You're terrible.

And you love balls.

Big balls.

[flamejock]

Remember that time Dedede spent 500 posts in sayin shhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttttt?

Yeah. I'm so sorry, Blue.

[travelingbelle]

oh

[flamejock]

Don't worry. If you kill him... you... won't die?

[silentchamp]

haaa haaaa

dumb dog

[flamejock]

You still blow chunks.

[silentchamp]

I'm gonna blow chunks outta you.

[stay_classy_cat]

swoons

Re: I WANT TO BE CAT-BALLED

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

SLAMS MONDO DOWN

[forgetbeam]

ishimaru being forced to kill shadow mondo

imagine

[flamejock]

This is the stuff of my melodramatic dreams.

[forgetbeam]

MELODRAMA IS THEIR LIFE.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

STAR-CROSSED BROTHERS.

[glazedandconfused]

STOP

KILLING EACH OTHER

EVERYONE STOP

[forgetbeam]

you can never escape murder school

[stay_classy_cat]

Ah, yes, purple does suit you well, doesn't it?

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Stop, just

stop

[drawin_on_trees]

getting possessed by a malicious force that traps him inside without any control over his actions gee whiz that sounds familiar!

[stay_classy_cat]

shadow bugs are made from majora tears

[obfuskate]

>cat-balled shadow

you guys are fucked now

[thewrightidea]

I want to be catballed then roboticized!!!!

Re: I WANT TO BE CAT-BALLED

[richasshole]

can i sign t-togami up to be catballed superlate

Re: I WANT TO BE CAT-BALLED

[stay_classy_cat]

why yes, of course