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Caim of Caerleon ([personal profile] loverofinnocence) wrote in [community profile] smash_ooc2013-10-03 08:09 pm

In This Community, We KEYSMASH || October 2013

HELLO FAIR ACADEMY, MAKO HERE.
Okay. Now that I have your attention...

I have a pressing question for you.
How do you feel about journalism?


We have a frequent habit of discussing gamewide plots OoCly so that everyone's aware of what's going down with our bad selves. What about the smaller things that nobody notices? Well. Now we have a way of everyone being in the know

About all of the things your characters didn't want people to know.


Now introducing...




So... what is Keysmash?
Two words: Bad Journalism


Basically the aim is to take some truth and fiction, mix it together, playfully ruin character reputations, and benefit from inevitable amusement (provided you aren't the character in question).

Quite literally, Keysmash will be Smash's monthly editorial magazine, covering true stories (IC events - small and large), and submitted falsehoods (heeheehee).


How It Works.
Every month, I'll make a post that will span the entirety of that current month (i.e., like this post is for the entire month of October 2013). Small things, large things, basically things you want articles on, are things I would like for you to submit here, via comment format. (In the future, you'll be able to find these posts more easily by looking up the event information - keysmash tag.)

♠ It can be actual in-game events, like Char blowing a gasket at some unfortunate member of Red Team and using Flamethrower on a classroom door.
♠ It can be completely artificial based on either IC grudges (everyone thinks Eggman smells and it's undoubtedly because he buys import cheese from the grocery store and stuffs it into his pants), or simply out of OoC indulgence (dat Captain Falcon in a dress is hawt).

Will I be using every idea? If I get a lot, I may not be able to squeeze it all in, but that's okay because we always have another month upcoming. One way or another, your idea will eventually come to be realised.

But let's keep it in moderation and play mostly nicely. Try not to suggest anything that you don't think another player will appreciate - at least not without discussing it with said player first. (But we all seem to have a sense of humour, so I doubt this will be a problem.)


The In-Character Explanation.
Where did this suddenly come from? There are a plethora of things in the academy and the town that don't have a full explanation and simply are surrounded by mystery. This is one of those things.

There's a press room certainly. Characters might hear it late at night if they listen carefully.

♠ Where is it? We don't really know...
♠ Can you go looking for it? Sure. Why not?
♠ Any consequences for being nosy? Absolutely. Any character caught trying to find the press room will find themselves in the next issue of Keysmash and likely not in a flattering story.
♠ How do you ICly submit an idea? Just clarify that it's an IC recommendation. (Like Kiyotaka reminding everyone to do their homework and be on time.)
♠ How do you OoCly submit an idea? Same as above. Just specify.
Where do you submit an idea? Right hurr. This entry. Just not under the Question/Answer thread.
♠ What next? Your mom.


Any questions or concerns? Make use of the convenient Question/Answer Thread. You can also PM any of my character journals, grab me over AIM, Plurk, or wherever else you can think to catch me.
mohawk_tomahawk: KATE ([assassin] oh u)

[personal profile] mohawk_tomahawk 2013-10-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
ur genius is showing
icequeen_aran: (computer; the internet is really great)

Re: PLEASE INSERT QUESTIONS HERE

[personal profile] icequeen_aran 2013-10-04 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Can we get a screened thread or post for submitting DIRTY SECRETS
Edited 2013-10-04 06:48 (UTC)
will_be_god: (Default)

[personal profile] will_be_god 2013-10-04 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I am very much down with this and Cyrus will likely find himself in there many times due to the stick up his ass leading him to find out where the papers are coming from.
mohawk_tomahawk: KATE (aheh)

[personal profile] mohawk_tomahawk 2013-10-04 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, any of my characters are game for horrid rumors and slander if anyone's up to do that.
kuragekasa: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: 1038680@ᴘɪxɪᴠ. (☂ i love love love you.)

[personal profile] kuragekasa 2013-10-04 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
wOW WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I WANT THIS

anyone's free to spread a bunch of shit about clear btw!!!! there's a lot that can be said about this creepo...
forgetbeam: (Default)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-04 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Needs some amazing expose on Nancy and suspicious ingredients that may or may not actually be in the food.
forgetbeam: (EVERYTHING SUCKS)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-10-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Right and go hog wild with truths or untruths about Mary or Kiyotaka here
raw_angel_power: (demo parutena-san-sama)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2013-10-05 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering how much people have to say about Kiyo-kyun on the IC anonmeme every time it rolls by...
heartofarapier: ([warrior] akin to princess)

[personal profile] heartofarapier 2013-10-04 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I should probably reply to this just to follow in suit with what Liz said.

Any and all of my dudes are up for slander or truths.
Come get some.
hawkhearsyou: (nasty ass tea seriously)

[personal profile] hawkhearsyou 2013-10-05 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I will also give the a-OK to make up any sort of truth/lie about my characters with wild abandon.
blue_karat: (wow rude)

[personal profile] blue_karat 2013-10-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm totally cool with Francine being the target of rumors, truthful or otherwise. She'll just have to return the favor twofold. (And then misfire on some innocents.)
Edited 2013-10-05 05:34 (UTC)

[personal profile] mirageblitz 2013-10-05 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
oh god make up all you want and can think of about jude please be my guest
raw_angel_power: (Weep...)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2013-10-05 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I even need to give you my permission? Well, just in case.

People should start rumors on how Mondo gets his hair to do that. Does he use a corn mold? For that matter, how does Cress get his hair to turn into tentacles? WHY DO MY CHARACTERS HAVE SUCH FRIGHTENINGLY RIDICULOUS HAIRSTYLES?!
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf - Thumbs Up)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2013-10-05 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Sonny, Jon and Knuckles are all ripe and ready for rumors. In fact, it is greatly encouraged.
shyhacker: (too sexy for you)

[personal profile] shyhacker 2013-10-06 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need my permission at all, SPREAD RUMORS REGARDING BROWN AND CHIHIRO TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.