GARBAGE DAY

[takeoutthetrash]

Hey all y'all smahers and smashettes out there, I'm Comrade, and if it wasn't already really obvious I'm a new player here. Still kinda trying to learn the ropes of DWRP, too, but that's beside the point.

Since I heard you guys were down with the pocket monsters, I decided to drag out this fella right here. Say hello to Gershel, ex-sentient streetsweeper and bumbling smelly doofus. Seriously, this guy is so awkward, you don't even know. He's like three greasy, unwashed geeks rolled into one, only with a significantly healthier diet. I'll probably get around to introing him later today or, failing that, tomorrow afternoon.

On the off chance that anybody wants to get in contact, go ahead and drop me a line on AIM as comradequestion or on Plurk as gipsydangeresque. I'll be on Plurk most often, and even then I don't really talk all that much. Anyway, it's great to be here, and I'm really lookin' forward to playing here and getting to know you guys.

Comments

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Hey! Good to see you joined the fold with your loveable landfill! =D

I am Jim and I play this jerk who you've already met, a Snorlax who you've already met too and Knuckles the Echidna.

I hope you have fun here \o/

[takeoutthetrash]

I really can't thank you enough for pointing me here in the first place. That is, like, a huge point in your favor here.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Haha! Awesome - Glad to be of help!! X)b

[inspirethefire]

oh goodness cute filth baby

HELLO I am Sarah, I am basically super new myself but I look forward to playing with you! I play this guy here, who is all about MOTIVATING YOU AND HELPING YOU BE YOUR BEST!!!!!! You can do it Gershel. He believes in you.

Hope you enjoy your time here!

[takeoutthetrash]

excuse you he is a grown-ass filth man

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object. Can Hajime motivate what cannot be motivated?

Our sources say "maybe?".

[testgasm]

HELLO I'm Whit! I'm a modtype if you have any questions and I really like your plurk handle. WELCOME, WE ARE SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU.

[takeoutthetrash]

I just really liked Pacific Rim okay

And yeah, glad to be here. TBH it was kind of a shock that my app went through at all. Got myself all ready for failure and everything.

[testgasm]

shhh SHHH I enjoyed your app a lot and I am glad you are here.

[will_be_god]

Welcome.

[mediumdivided]

Greetings hello welcome sweet sweet new blood. My name is Kat and I play Samus from Metroids (icequeen_aran), Rick from Portals (explosion_day), and this guy here, Yamada from Dangan Ronpas, who is Gershel's roommate. I am so excited for this match up I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND LOTS OF ANIME FIGURINES AND POSTERS AND SUPER NERDY STUFF ON YAMADA'S SIDE OF THE ROOM.

I am also one of those mod things should you have any questions or concerns!

[takeoutthetrash]

I'm super excited for this also, if only for the mental image of Yamada having to explain all of his weird bullshit to his roommate and Gershel is just not going to get any of it.

The figurines are going to slowly start to spread over to his side of the room like some kind of polymer fungus.

[mediumdivided]

He'll learn him the ways of Unflattering Otakuism. Gershel's already got the bodyfunk going on. Halfway there.

[takeoutthetrash]

He has the essence, but not the heart. He can't commit to it. All of those body pillows are just going to sink into him, never to be seen again.

[mediumdivided]

You just need some level grinding my friend. Believe in me who believes in you.

[takeoutthetrash]

Okay fine but only until he gets Gunk Shot and that's it.

[mediumdivided]

Then we'll have The Gunk and The Gonk. It'll be perfect.

[wheresmydamntea]

Greetinks, friend! I am Matt, but most people call me Kaos. I play this Cid Highwind loser. It is a pleasure to have you with us!

[nottheproblem]

Hello! My name is Mako and I am one of your mods, so if you have any questions, please feel free to get a hold of me. (You can take a look at our contact info page for the plurks/AIMs of any of the mods, too.)

FIRST, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I AM SUUUUUUUPER HAPPY TO SEE GERSHEL. He sounds like an absolute cutie.

I play a plethora of characters: Eirika (heartofarapier - Fire Emblem), Kaniehtí:io (this journal - Assassin's Creed), Solid Snake (loveisbloominginmypants - Metal Gear Solid), Soryk Val'kaeon (insanecharisma - some World of Warcraft OC), and Voile the Gardevoir (reservedempath - sometime in Emerald's timeline).

I hope you enjoy yourself and welcome aboard!

[kuragekasa]

oh my goodness golly what a precious thing

HI THERE my name is nikki! i only play this guy, clear from dramatical murder. ♥ nice to meet you!!

[mohawk_tomahawk]

HIII

LIZ IZ THE NAME. I PLAY Connor from Assassin's Creed and he's the janitor so. 8'D.

Little Mac from Punch-Out!!.

Garry from Ib!

Basically I play dumb nice guys so trash man can get along with any of them.

[forgetbeam]

OH HI YOUR APP WAS SUPER CUTE...

Welcome to Smash! I'm Shocky, I play an uptight hall monitor type [forgetbeam] and a vaguely unsettling little girl type [paletteknife] for all your disciplinarian and child needs.

[rivalsolarbeam]

HELLO I am slow to the greetings but it is nice to meet yooouuu~ Gershel looks real cute hee.

I am Bret! I play this guy Bulba (Green's Venusaur and one of the Girl's RAs), Vianca (a White Pikmin and also the Librarian), Blue (a Pokemon trainer), and Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite.

[makesithot]

Hi Comrade! I saw you posting in the DR a while back and I'm really excited to see you join. I love Pokémon OCs...

I'm Prince; I already added your Plurk llllast night I think? WHAT'S TIME. I play Chili [hi] from Pokémon, Ulki [hawkhearsyou] from Fire Emblem, Ike [welikeike] from Fire Emblem, Henry [cruelcurse] from Fire Emblem, and Alter Ego [numbercrunching] from Dangan Ronpa. I'm excited to play with you soon!

[notstevejobs]

HELLO I am CHRIS.

I play A SERIES OF MANLY (sometimes less manly) MEN. MAX (Advance Wars), APPLE KID (Mother 2/Earthbound), JOCK (Blue's Arcanine - Pokemon OC), BOWSER (Super Mario Twins) and HAGAKURE (Dangan Ronpa).

WELCOME TO THE GAME.

ALSO: When I click on your plurk link, it takes me to nowhere.

[takeoutthetrash]

Fixed it, because apparently I forgot there was supposed to be an E there.

[crystal_ballin]

FRIENDED.

[thewrightidea]

Hey there, I'm Carbon! Welcome to Smash. I play Phoenix Wright here (post AA3, so no AA5 spoilers yet!) and Chell from Portal.

Gershel sounds like the best character ever, oh my god. I am super excited to interact with him ffffffff.