Love Blooms In A Logs Comm! Cupid Bots 2014 Planning Post!

[iamtheeggman]

Hello, ladies and gents! It's February, and you know what that means? Wholesome romantic outings and loving couples enjoying a care-free day of sweetness? 

Hell no, it's time for artificially messed with hormones and all the awkwardness and tragedy you can stomach! Yes, it's that time of the year for the CUPID BOTS!

For those who don't know, here's an explanation conveniently copy-pasted from last year's planning post: On Valentines Day, a swarm of tiny robotic cherubs will be set loose on campus, armed with tiny little bows and arrows. The arrows are tipped with tiny microchips that alter hormone levels of those struck, making them fall in love with the first person they see. The effect only lasts for 24 hours, more than enough time for a good chunk of the school to simultaneously make asses of themselves and/or terrible decisions.

Yes, this is all Eggman's fault. Nobody's figured out it's him yet though.

There are NO REQUIRED SIGN-UPS! To make it easy for last-minute entries and changing plans, this is going to be a PLANNING POST! There are going to be three parts to this planning post depending on what you want for your characters:

1. Have a group plan in mind? Get together and discuss your plans in the first thread!
2. Want to plan something but don't have a partner/partners? The second thread will be a sort of mini-personals for this purpose!
3. Want to be completely surprised? The third post is for random sign-ups! Post your character(s), and whether you want them to be cupidbotted, a crushee, or either, and on the day before the event I will match everyone up!

Random match-ups will be announced on the evening of the 13th, so that's the last day to sign up for the random match-ups. That being said, jump into the planning threads below, and prepare for a trainwreck!

Comments

Planning

[iamtheeggman]

Got ideas? Discuss them here!

Personals

[iamtheeggman]

Want to do something specific but don't have a partner? Have a mini-personals!

Re: Personals

[cruelcurse]

I would be okay with offering any of my dudes for planned arrangements if we can get something to work out between our dudes. I don't have anybody in mind for them at this moment. I have Henry, Ulki, Alter Ego, Ike, Chili, and Milimili to offer for cupid botting if anybody wants them!

[throughthefireandflames]

I have no plans so if anyone wants to do terrible things with my two dudes, I am all ears.

Re: Personals

[voltecpower]

After thinking about it, I guess Pulse could be set up to go either way.

He would be ready for the bots this time, and would be hard at working putting as many of them out of commission as he can. He would probably be too busy to be able to track down where they originated from, fortunately for Eggman. At any point here, he could end up a crushee.

If he gets tired or lets down his guard enough where he does get shot, though... I originally figured, the moment he starts getting excited, or if the needle pierced deeply enough, his inner EM field would fry the chip. But then, that wouldn't necessarily render it immediately inoperable; it could also malfunction, causing his hormones to shoot straight off the chart (or just dull them completely) and keep them that way for a good 24 hours. So, there's that, too.

Re: Personals

[jonny_talbain]

Does anyone want to do a something with this fellow? I have no particular ideas but am open to all suggestions.

Re: Personals

[vela_nova]

So that "right time" they were talking about before I mean

Re: Personals

[jonny_talbain]

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Hey, I'm down if you are XD

Re: Personals

[vela_nova]

Let's keep this idea in mind for now!

Re: Personals

[jonny_talbain]

You got it!

Re: Personals

[golonghorns]

Soooo this guy will have been around for about two weeks.

Plenty long enough to get settled in and then wind up totally messed with!

[trustycrowbar]

They grow up so fast... *snifl*

[golonghorns]

I know. One day they're trying to explain how cordyceps infected aren't really zombies and the next day they're getting jabbed in the butt by mechanized hormone dispensers. Where does the time go?

Re: Personals

[reservedempath]

I'm pretty much open to anything where these are regarded. I haven't made any official plans yet, so I'm happy to discuss some possibilities.

I'm sitting on Eirik, Snake, Soryk, Voile, and Ziio. Eirik Eirika whatever you want to call her.

Re: Personals

[punchtheflute]

Fine we can all just call her Eric

I would be up for doing a thing with Voile if you get no better offers! o/

Re: Personals

[reservedempath]

ERIC IS FINE.

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE FOR YOU TO DO THINGS WITH VOILE.

Re: Personals

[punchtheflute]

GOOD I'M GLAD

Awesome!! \o/ Did you have a specific thing in mind?

Re: Personals

[reservedempath]

LET'S HAVE SOME HOT MAKEOUTS.

I mean. No seriously. Anything would be goooood for me. Normal cupidbots make people fall in love with the first people they see. I can always go for some overdramatic and flamboyant displays of love.

Re: Personals

[punchtheflute]

HOT MAKEOUTS ARE THE BEST KIND OF MAKEOUTS

COLD MAKEOUTS ARE WEIRD!

Proooobably Sonny would be wanting to give Voile something for Valentines Day anyway because he's a big ole sap like that. (My guess is he baked something for her.) So he'd probably get stung on his butt while walking to her dorm or while walking somewhere where maybe they arranged to meet?

Re: Personals

[nottheproblem]

This sounds adorable. SHE'LL RUB YOUR BUTT AND IT'LL GET ALL BUTTER. har har har

Re: Personals

[punchthedoritos]

Soft and warm and easily melted in the microwave?

OK! This sounds like a great plan! =)b

[trustycrowbar]

Lucca's been thrown to the randomizer, and that leaves Gordon. Problem is, pairing her up with Ziio seems something of a redundancy... unless something else happens? B|a

[sixextraseconds]

This guy here has no concept of this human notion of "love," but it can easily fall victim to target fixation. Maybe there's someone out there who it could follow around incessantly, getting underfoot as it constantly tries to "help"?

Re: Personals

[areiard]

I am up to offering this dark wizard for some embarrassing shenanigans! I don't have any plans as of yet though, so I am free for anything! 8D

An optional thing is that Schezo can some how end up cross-dressing and have a nickname as "Sherry" and be treated as a princess or something. I am totes okay with this happening if the other party would like it as well %D

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

I PLAN TO HAVE:

-Pit fall for Samus

-Mondo and Aoi fall in love with each other.

Anyone is free to crush on any of my three characters: Rhys, Pit, and Mondo. THEY'RE GAME IF YOU WANT THEM. And... if you want your dude to be the object of Rhys's adoration, we can talk about that too?

[forgetbeam]

YOU ARE IN SUCH VIOLATION OF THE BRO CODE

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Ghh!

[caincarnate]

All right, I'M DOING IT. Throwing Naoya into this mess with a one-sided crush on Kyogre.

Random

[iamtheeggman]

Want to be surprised? Sign up here and receive a random partner for the event!

Re: Random

[dachopunk]

I wanna sign poor burd up for dumb elementary school idol crushes. i'd rather have her crush on someone than someone crush on her. it'll be less romantic more "I SUDDENLY THINK THIS PERSON IS THE COOLEST AND I WANNA FOLLOW THEM AROUND BECAUSE I AM A SMALL BIRD"

Re: Random

[grimeofancientmariner]

Surprise is good! I'd be okay with Delta either crushing or being crushed, although either one will probably end up protector-ways.

Also hilariously, because he's basically a walking diving suit.

Re: Random

[mohawk_tomahawk]

How bad would it be if Connor was suddenly crushed on. How terrible would that be.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

UH NOL MAY QUOTE ME ON THIS

BUT NOW I THINK IT'S OFFICIALLY PLANNED FOR BROWN TO CRUSH ON HIM

[thewrightidea]

Phoenix is unwillingly being signed up for random partners. heh heh.

Re: Random

[wheresmydamntea]

random, random, Random!

[manforflowers]

Ahhh, what the hell. Inigo to have someone randomly fall for him? That'll make a change...

Re: Random

[flamedog]

This giant puppy needs to be in love with someone.

Re: Random

[crystal_ballin]

Hagakure also needs some love.

Re: Random

[trickroom]

I would like to sign up Ike, Henry, and Chili for anything: mutual or onesided, with them being the recipient or the one with the crush. I DON'T CARE, ANYTHING GOES.

Re: Random

[raced_god]

I am on the wrong account but I will leave a Sheik here.

[tempus_fixit]

Randomize me, Cap'n!

Re: Random

[idowhatilike]

Toss Evve into this mix! She can be crushed on or otherwise.

Re: Random

[areiard]

Since Schezo is still open, I'm going to go ahead and throw him into the random pile!

[golonghorns]

Being as Joel currently has no plans I'll drop him in here. Probably best if it is someone crushing on him vs the other way around!

[mediumdivided]

doki doki random desu

[inspirethefire]

All right, Hajime in for crushing in either direction.