Love Is In The Air! Cupidbots Return!

[iamtheeggman]

It's that time of the year again. There's a nip in the air, and young Smashers fancy turns to thoughts of love... Or in this case, mind and hormone manipulating robots running rampant on campus turning Valentines Day into a festival of awkwards.

Yes, on Valentines Day, Eggman is up to his old tricks again. A swarm of tiny robotic cherubs will be set loose on campus, armed with tiny little bows and arrows. The arrows are tipped with tiny microchips that alter hormone levels of those struck, making them fall in love with the first person they see. The effect only lasts for 24 hours, more than enough time for a good chunk of the school to simultaneously make asses of themselves and/or terrible decisions.

This year is going to be a little different though! While the format of the event is the same, there are NO REQUIRED SIGN-UPS! To make it easy for last-minute entries and changing plans, this is going to be a PLANNING POST! There are going to be three parts to this planning post depending on what you want for your characters:

1. Have a group plan in mind? Get together and discuss your plans in the first thread!
2. Want to plan something but don't have a partner/partners? The second thread will be a sort of mini-personals for this purpose!
3. Want to be completely surprised? The third post is for random sign-ups! Post your character(s), and whether you want them to be cupidbotted, a crushee, or either, and on the day before the event I will match everyone up!

So there you have it! Get planning and prepare yourselves for the nightmare!

Comments

GROUP PLANNING

[iamtheeggman]

Got ideas already? Discuss them with your plotmates!

Phoenix & Edgeworth

[thewrightidea]

SO UH we're going to do something with them but we don't know what.

Either they'll be subject to the whims of the cupid bots or else they'll just be chummy for the day and get drunk on grape juice.

WHO KNOWS.

this is only because phoenix can't be with eggman ok

[gunplay]

-Ocelot gets hit and spots Snake or Liquid.
-Nothing different happens at all.

Sanics

[vela_nova]

Hey hey Kris and Carrie. Are we still doing That Thing?

[forgetbeam]

okay yes ishimaru is getting shot in the butt for vivian

NO REGRETS

PERSONALS

[iamtheeggman]

Want to pre-plan something but don't have a partner? Post here stating what you're looking for!

[gunplay]

So a pretty large part of my playing Ocelot involves him having big one-sided crushes on certain men.

I'd like to flip the table here for a change of pace. Anyone want to have a big crush on Ocelot?

[monotreme_101]

If anyone wants to do a thing with either of my dudes I am open for suggestions.

My dudes are.

Jon Talbain the Werewolf dude man.

Knuckles the Echidnabutt.

[ivantheterrible]

Somebody to...get all loopy for Ivan so Ivan can just be a big dick and lead them on or USE THEM or constantly shoot them down idk

basically Ivan being Ivan and somebody else being unfortunate enough to fall for him

[obfuskate]

already plan on having shadow botted so he falls (falls harder, rather, to the point of practically Amy-like obsession, welp) for sonic u//w//u buuuut otherwise, i am open. if anyone wants to stalk him, feel free!

Re: PERSONALS

[thewrightidea]

Chell and Byrne are open for anything!

Right now I might have some tentative plans with Chell and Caim, but I'm still open to stuff!

Byrne has nothing going on right now and is still open. :|

As for Phoenix, I already have plans for him, but if anyone wants to have a one-sided crush on him, that's cool too.

I'm totally up for having things lead into sex except in Chell's case. I just don't have the heart to corrupt her yet. Otherwise yes I like smut. Handwaving sex is fine too if you prefer. Or not doing sex. Whatever.

THREE BLONDES

[icequeen_aran]

I GOT EXACTLY ZERO PLANS FOR MY DUDES.

Samus I have no idea what I'm even doing anymore OPEN TO ANYTHING.
- One-sided crushes on her. (This is not necessarily anything out-of-the-ordinary for her, but even though it's generally implied I actually haven't threaded it out in a long time so that is admittedly a desire.) EXPECT TO GET SHOT DOWN A LOT. Or humored for a few seconds then shot down.
- Crushing on someone else, dudes preferred. This will probably depend on the other party but more than likely she will probably be very begrudging about it. Expect tsun-tsuning and guilty introspection about Falcon but oh no ~overwhelming desires~. Possibly resulting in sex since Samus naturally bottles things up until they explode, especially amorous things like this. I enjoy threading it out but I'm totally cool with fade-to-blacks.
- Handwaving and sending her off on a hiatusy type space mission. In the event no plans are made I'm totally fine with doing this, as it will probably be easier to manage. Things.

Rick I think there were once tentative talks of awful Valentines Day things with Wheatley but otherwise I'm down for whatever is most horrible.
- Crushing on someone else! I think I am slightly more interested in awful things of the male persuasion because normally Rick wouldn't even NEED cupid bot for the lady types, and I love playing out grumpy Rick doing things he hates/is disgusted by. He's going to be completely disgusted with himself the entire time if it's with another guy. SORRY, OTHER GUY.
- But I am also very interested in lady-types! Rick thinks he is HOT SHIT but he still has a lot of humanisms to learn and gosh kissing feels great let's do more of that what do you mean I'm drooling uhhhhhhhh.
- AGAIN I enjoy threading out smut if things lead that way (especially if this happens to be Rick's first time?!) but I'm very cool with fading to black. Simple cute fluff is also desired with Rick.

Seth oh god UH...
- Being crushed on. I usually prefer having people have crushes on him, since he'll READILY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT. It's entirely possible he could premeditate this out and make sure you're in spot A and he's in spot B at the right time, because manipulative dickcat is manipulative.
- Crushing on someone else UHHHahaahahuhhh... only for the daring and masochistic, I'll warn. He'll basically use it as an excuse to guilt trip you into being his personal slave because he is not empathetic at all what do you mean you won't buy me that don't you love meeee?
- You don't want Seth wanting to bone you I promise don't make it happen unless you like horrible things (I happen to enjoy horrible things but) FAIR WARNING...
- Both guys and gals welcome, kitty does who kitty wants.

[reservedempath]

Kat had the right idea here, so I think I'll fall in line and follow her example.

Snake
He already has the guy he's going to crush on, so that leaves him to be crushed on. He likes the ladies, but Ocelot's got what seems to be an undying adoration for him and he generally handles it well. Basically, Snake's sort of... well. He's just really going to like the attention, but he's a real heart breaker, too.

Caim
I've got some potential plans in the works for him and Chell, but nothing quite definite or concrete. Chances are he's available for infatuations had on him. Why would any of you have a crush on the homicidal prince? Given that he's mute, if he doesn't talk, it's not because he hates you or anything (even though he might). It's just because he can't. But you know what they say about those who can't say 'no'...

Nabooru
No plans here at all, as of this moment! She is available for crushing upons and being crushed upon. She primarily likes guys, but if you're a special type of girl, she'll be happy to bat for the other team. Nothing really necessary needs to be said here, except like Snake, Nabooru's sort of a heart breaker. She's kind of manipulative and it isn't against the idea of using someone - especially if she knows they're interested in her.

Soryk
He has no plans yet! Soryk isn't really likely to get a crush on anyone. And considering he's rather cautious and skeptical, the moment people start acting out of sorts, he'll know something's up and probably try to be super sneaky. But I'm absolutely not at all adverse to people having crushes on him. (A lot of unrequited crushes, mind you.) Fortunately, Soryk claims to dislike men and women alike, so it's an equal opportunity for anyone who'd be interested. I promise he won't do anything drastic.

Voile
No plans here either! I'm completely open to her having crushes on someone and being crushed on. Only thing to really note on her is that she's a psychic type on top of being an empath, so she knows if you're lying. She is immensely easy to fluster and embarrass, so if someone made things a big to-do, I'm sure that'd be fun to play out. Not sure how that'll play out, but since she experiences everyone else's feelings on top of her own, she's likely to be immensely affectionate or loving or something like that during this event.

Also completely unrelated, but I would find it amazingly amusing if we had a chain of unrequited crushes. i.e.,: Person A likes Person B, but Person B likes Person C, but Person C likes Person D. A CHAIN OF ONE-SIDED ROMANCES. (But wow, that'd be fucking complicated.)

Re: PERSONALS

[forgetbeam]

I've got no plans at all. So we have Ishimaru (16, male, human), Mary (9, female, 'human'), and Aquenda (24, female, tauren), all up for crushing on people or being crushed on or whatever. I'm okay with smut in general but given the options here, uh... Odds are slim it would lead to that.

OTHERWISE I'll just randomize all of them.

Re: PERSONALS

[makesitcool]

I don't have any plans for any of my kidlets yet. If I can't come to a concrete decision, I'll just shoot em through the old randomizer.

Pit has been through this a number of times. He's already gonna try and keep a lookout and be on the DL but ha ha good luck, kid. Chances are he's going to get a run-in with robo-cupid. I'm game if you want angels chasing you with puppy eyes! Or if you want your dude to make a did-it-hurt-when-you-fell pickup line.

Rhys isn't doing so well lately... As I keep incessantly bringing up he's been introduced to a highly addictive drug and is virtually unable to function without it, and if he's on it, he starts behaving capriciously and out of touch with reality. However, Ulki's been keeping a strict guard on him so he doesn't have much freedom to go out and search for the pops he desperately craves- not that he can get very far feeling the way he does. :[ These pops, while he can't resist craving them, also make him dangerously ill to the point where his life is in jeopardy. So, yes. He's very sick.

Adding cupidbots to the mix MIGHT BE INTERESTING... So if you want something awful or funny or both, go ahead and plan with Rhys.

Cress will be fun!! I'm actually more interested in seeing someone flirt outrageously with him (because he might actually encourage it) and I don't care what shade of hit-on it turns out to be: cute, romantic, suggestive, offputting- dang, I don't care! But if he's into you then prepare to be ~romanced~ and subtly seduced. has plans arranged! He will fall in love with Celes and it will be a mutual attraction. We are open to involving other people for the purpose of ~drama~, though. Maybe your dude has the hots for Celes? WANNA FIGHT...

For every character above, I am also interested in mutual attraction! And the more conflict we can heap onto our heart-shaped plates, the better.

Re: PERSONALS

[iamtheeggman]

Banjo has plans, and Blaze has plans, but here are my other dudes. None of them have anything planned, so HERE YOU GO:

If you REALLY want something involving Eggman, he's available to be crushed on. Since he's behind this madness, it's not like he'd let himself be hit by his own weapons.

As for Daisy, Goombella, Jolt and R.O.B., I'm open for anything!

[duodeca]

who wants a noel with no plans whatsoever

Re: PERSONALS

[star_punched]

Would've done random but, eh! I love to plan shit out.

MAC for the most part, will be trying to avoid these like the plague. He's gonna sit this one out for cupid bots.

GARRY is...HAHAHAHA LAY IT ON ME. Boy or girl. As long as it's not a child. That would be gross.

SOPHIE I need to do a thing with her. So she's in on cupids or anything too. Someone teach her about Valentines' Day too because wtf human holidays she needs help all the time about everything.

Riwane and Ellistree

[luneshalla]

I have no plans whatsoever for these two ladies and am more than open for anything with either or both.

Riwane's already affectio-- Okay, actually... now that I think about it, both of my ladies tend to be overtly affectionate and physical. Riwane more of a sweetheart while Ellistree's more on the mature side of things.

They both love being physical and are very open minded. Having crushes or being crushed upon sound more than fun for either so what have you Smash? Care for firetails or shapeshifting druids? Awkwards are more than welcome as well as anything and everything else.

As if he doesn't get this enough at HQ

[will_be_god]

Anyone wanna be hot for teacher? Even if teacher is the world's youngest Cranky Old Man and also an omnicidal maniac?

whitdudes

[raced_god]

FALCON has a thing planned but if anyone is interested in crushing on him that is a thing that could happen if anyone is interested. Crushes will probably be met with a severe amount of raised eyebrows and maybe some sarcastic shoot-downs.

ZELDA has no plans. She is also available in SHEIK flavor.

WHEATLEY will poof back into a core shortly after Valentimes, so if you are looking for sloppy makeouts with a robot now is your chance. I am pretty much open to anything with him.

PRINCE DUDES

[makesithot]

SLIDING ON IN HERE..... STEALTH MASTER....

CHILI { makesithot } currently has no plans! He is a 16 y/o male, and I do not have any preference regarding who he is paired up with. I would, however, like for Chili to be mutually attracted to somebody. In fact, I want it to lead to bad decisions everywhere. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT WOULD BE ENDLESSLY HILARIOUS to me if whoever were paired with him got Vegas Married on a whim, because guess what? Chili would do it. Shotgun wedding. In fact, I really want this so that they can wake up with bad decisions forever and so that he can give his brothers a heart attack, and then Chili and his new wife/husband can go get divorced the next day.

RON DELITE { maskxdemasque } has plans with Ivan Raikov a little bit. Ron is a 23 y/o male who is actually married, but he'll be crushing on Ivan. That doesn't mean that others cannot crush on him! If you have any suggestions, I am open to them.

ALTER EGO { numbercrunching } does not have any plans at this time, and neither do I. At the moment, Alter Ego doesn't have a human form, either, so the most that can happen for it is a one-way crush on Alter Ego from someone. If this is something you want, feel free to let me know.

MILIMILI { trickroom/milimili } has no plans, either! Mili is a ?? y/o female who is also a Banette. If you would like a stalker-ish Banette following your dude around all day and being absolutely obsessive to a point of freaky-please-leave-me-alone, let me know and I would be happy to plan something.

ULKI { hawkhearsyou } has no plans. He is the one least likely to have plans, too. He is 112 y/o and likely to be locked away with Rhys for the day, but if anyone really wants him somewhere, let me know and we can work something out.

[makesitsweet]

I have nothing planned, at least for Cilan right now, since I have just gotten off of hiatus. Sig has something planned with Maisy so he will be out of the personals |Db

I am okay with anything for Cilan! o3o

Max/Apple Kid/Duster/Bowser/Jock

[flamejock]

I HAVE NO PLANS. I AM LAME.

Max: Last year he had sex with a lady. That. Didn't work out so well. Maybe this year he doesn't have the sex with anyone.
Apple Kid: Is hideous and fat and smelly. Surely you want to love him.
Duster: Is hideous and thin and smelly. Surely you want to love him.
Bowser: Is a douchbag. Surely you want to love him.
Jock: Loves everyone already. He will happily love anyone who wants to love him in return.

RANDOM SIGN-UPS

[iamtheeggman]

Don't have any plans and want to be surprised? Post here with your character(s), specify whether you want to be Cupidbotted, stalked, or either, and on the 13th I will match you up! Sign-ups close at 11:00 PM EST on the 13th, and the list will go up shortly after.

Re: RANDOM SIGN-UPS

[wheresmydamntea]

It will never be as good as when Metal Sonic became a stalker, but give me anything, big guy!