+1 Assassin

[mohawk_tomahawk]

Hey Smash. How's it going? Gee, we sure do miss having a real custodian do we?

Well we sure just got one. By the way, I'm Liz. And I'm here with another guy to add to my roster of stupid derpy men.

Meet Ratonhnhaké:ton!!

Yeaaaaah, okay. You can just call him Connor.

He is from League of People Who Kill Other People: Revolutionary War Edition (Assassin's Creed III)!!

- And he is socially awkward.
- And Native American/British.
- Does not slaughter people like animals. WE PEOPLE OF THE CREED ARE NOT MONSTERS. Animals though...don't look at him like that.
- Has Daddy Issues. And with all his friends. Because they are Templars and Assassin's don't like them, THEY ARE BAD GUYS.
- FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM AND ALL THAT SHIT.
- Don't fucking touch him. Seriously.

APP IS HERE. SO LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING NERVOUS PLAYING HIM HERE!!

Be nice and he will be nice back. I promise.

Comments

[gunplay]

I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING HIM ;;

lol I guess technically he's 1/8th Welsh too? I hope we get an Edward here too at the end of the year oh my god.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

I JUST HOPE I CAN BE ANY GOOD
; ;


We can have the stupidest family renunion.

[obfuskate]

yes good

very good

[mohawk_tomahawk]

i am glad you think this is good *u*

[duodeca]

CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR.....

apps magikarp

[mohawk_tomahawk]

NOEL NOEL NOEL NOEL....

noel is my magikarp

[wheresmydamntea]

No need to be nervous, yo, sure you'll do fine.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

weep

i hope