saw_a_deer: (Oh really?)
GLaDOS ([personal profile] saw_a_deer) wrote in [community profile] smash_ooc2012-07-31 02:27 am

APERTURE ACADEMY PLOTTING IS GO

JON WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Anyone remember that small paragraph in Master Hand's post to the network, the one mentioning GLaDOS would be doing repairs to the school? Well, as you are all well aware of, both the con and the Love Hotel are technically over. Meaning the buses will be taking both students and staff alike back to the school. As such, you all will have the pleasure of seeing the remodeled academy! How lucky are you?

At first glance, the school will look pretty much the same, minus the giant Aperture Symbol around the school's name. However, all is not as it seems. The normal walls, floors, and most of the ceilings of the school will be replaced with Aperture Science Panels. All the normal doors in the academy will be replaced with these cooler doors and of course, there will be odd buttons lying about.

Oh...and there's also a lot of cameras in the school, watching your every move.

In a nutshell, what this means is that the school basically looks like Smash Academy and Aperture Science both got drunk one night and decided getting it on was a good idea...and this is the love child that followed that night of bad decisions.

Also, Miss GLaDOS is nowhere in sight. WEIRD, HUH?

ALSO BEFORE I FORGET: Here's a tip about the communicators: GLaDOS can hack them. HOWEVER, there are ways to prevent her from doing so (glitch in the systems, you found a way around it, dumb luck), but do specify that they are unhackable. Otherwise, you just might end up having a nice little chat with a not-so-nice AI.

HOW DOES THIS AFFECT MY CHARACTER?

When they first arrive, they will enter a large room with several pedestals, each one containing a Portal Gun , a pair of Long Fall Boots, and a communication device. In said room, the voice of GLaDOS will urge you over the intercom to take all the items, saying they're complimentary.

...unless you're Cave Johnson, Chell, or one of the Personality Spheres.

In Cave's case, he will pretty much be given free reign once the "fun" happens, because he is the CEO.

In Chell's case, she can kindly GTFO. GLaDOS doesn't want your dangerous mute lunatic kind here.

...unless Chell wants to stay, in which case LOL HAVE FUN TESTING.

The spheres will also have free reign, but GLaDOS will probably force Wheatley to do jobs he hates as payba-I mean...for science! You monster.

WHAT THEN?

After all this, things will be pretty normal for a few days. Students and staff are free to use the Portal Guns and Long Fall Boots at will, providing they don't break them. As for GLaDOS, she will gladly inform your character on how to use the guns and boots, as well as offer tips and generally NOT be a complete bitch.

HOWEVER, that won't last long. Once the 7th comes, her "nice" demeanor will start to fade, and once the 13th comes about, it'll be completely gone. Once gone, she'll proceed to put the school in lock down, and separate the students and staff, either by groups or by themselves. As they solve more and more tests, they'll eventually meet up again, as well as get closer and closer to GLaDOS' Chamber, where the tests will get more and more dangerous.

Don't worry though, you'll all be able to get a piece of her soon enough in a boss fight. Don't wanna spoil anything else for now though, so that's pretty much it!

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT MY CHARACTER TO BE A TEST SUBJECT?

Perfectly fine! This is an optional event (I wouldn't want to force anyone to do anything and I'm sure the mods feel the same way), so there's plenty of ways around it. Your character could simply not return to the school until after the event or they could tell something is wrong there and leave before the lock down.

HOWEVER, even if your character does not leave the school, there will still be ways out of the event, should you decide to back out last minute or simply wish to have your character lay low in the school and not be tested or seen by cameras. The way out will be Safe Zones. Despite designing the plans and making sure the school was build as she wanted it, there are still a decent number of places to hide. A good some of dorms, for example, will be able to be used to stay low in.

That said, the safe zones aren't just for people who opt out, they will be used by the character's who were signed up in order to get to GLaDOS, after testing. Keep in mind, if you did not sign up for the event, your character cannot participate in the final fight. They can, however, still talk with the people who are in it via the communication devices, as well as enjoy playing around with the Portal Guns and Long Fall Boots before things go crazy.

Also, GLaDOS will automatically not be able to see any of the threads posted by non-participants, and while replies by said non-participants should be limited, they are also unable to be seen by her.

WHEN IS THIS ALL GOING DOWN?

Glad you asked! Sign ups will be from today, the 31st of July, until August 6th! After that, the event will officially begin on the 7th and end on the 19th. Along the way, there will be a few fun surprises to mix things up a bit~

OKAY I GET IT. ENOUGH TALK, WHERE'S THE SIGN UPS?

Right over here:






If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or the like, feel free to ask them below!

PS: Also a reminder, this isn't like Wheatley Labs during the Time Eater event where once things are set right the dead will come back. If your character dies during this event they're really dead. That said, it doesn't mean if your character messes up during a test that they'll die, they can totally be saved if you want.

It's just that, if you write out them dying they stay dead. I just want to make that clear!

Also if you totally wanted GLaDOS to bring them back as a freak of science, I'm down with that.
pkwallstaple: (Broccoli Duster)

Re: Questions, comments, concerns, etc

[personal profile] pkwallstaple 2012-08-01 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
It is my personal canon that Max cannot fire a gun for any distance greater than 30 feet. All guns only fire for him for 30 feet.

So, what I'm saying is, this is pretty great.

What I'm really saying is, can there be a new mech suit somewhere for Max to wear and break every wall with?
needsmorebiceps: (MUSCULAR VINNIE RAGE)

[personal profile] needsmorebiceps 2012-08-01 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Max will punch through every wall. He is Max.

And he's been spending the last ~2.5 years offscreen learning everything about metal.

Every wall.
after_the_flower: DID NOT MAKE (To wonder)

Re: Questions, comments, concerns, etc

[personal profile] after_the_flower 2012-08-02 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a tiny little question.

If we picked co-op, how will that work? Will there be another sign up or will it be random?
after_the_flower: DID NOT MAKE (To feel glee)

[personal profile] after_the_flower 2012-08-03 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
It does actually, can't wait to see what happens! <3
planking: (FLINT IN AN APRON)

Re: Questions, comments, concerns, etc

[personal profile] planking 2012-08-13 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
OH HEY this is super late but I figured I would ask just to clarify: If you have a character who's not signed up for testing and is off-campus for the lockdown, can they still access the network via an off-campus computer or one of the communicators? Or will it only work if they're in the safe zones on-campus?
planking: (Hat)

[personal profile] planking 2012-08-13 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool, thanks!
star_punched: WHIT (Fanboyness)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] star_punched 2012-07-31 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Liz
Character(s): Little Mac, Garry, and Sophie
Canon: Punch-Out!!, Ib, and Tales of Graces respectfully
Open/Closed: OPEN
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: I actually would like all of my dudes to co-op!
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ look at all of the fucks i give.)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-07-31 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Essay
Character(s): Shadow the Hedgehog / Natural Harmonia Gropius
Canon: Sonic the Hedgehog / Pokemon Black & White
Open/Closed: Open.
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op!
Edited 2012-07-31 14:58 (UTC)
bluestreaker: (BEAT DOWN)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] bluestreaker 2012-07-31 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Kris
Character(s): Sonic the Hedgehog / Evve
Canon: Sonic / Pokemon
Open/Closed: Open
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op!
tenderhoof: (I FUCKING LOVE RUINS)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] tenderhoof 2012-07-31 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Shocky
Character(s): Aquenda, Blacky, Casey, Mary
Canon: Warcraft, Pokemon, Pokemon, Ib
Open/Closed: Open for business
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: CO-OPS.
thewrightidea: (Doin some investigating)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-07-31 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Carbon
Character(s): Kanji Tatsumi, Phoenix Wright, Byrne
Canon: Persona 4, Ace Attorney, Legend of Zelda respectfully
Open/Closed: OPEN.
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op is good.

NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SIGN UP CHELL. I'll discuss with you privately what I plan to do with Chell.
kumagypsy: (Revenge of Kumantora)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] kumagypsy 2012-08-01 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh gosh I am really excited about this!

Player: Groove
Character(s): Kumatora, Flint, Skull Kid
Canon: Mother 3 x2, Zelda: Majora's Mask
Open/Closed: Open!
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op, but if you have too many people to pair up then any of my dudes can be 'volunteered' for single person!
pkwallstaple: (MANLY)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] pkwallstaple 2012-08-01 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Chris
Character(s): Max, Apple Kid, Bowser
Canon: Advance Wars (ANGRY TANK MAN), Mother 2/Earthbound (FAT GENIUS CHILDE HAROLD), Super Mario Brothers (ANGRY LIZARD MAN)
Open/Closed: oooopen
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: WHATEVS Co-op probably


Derp. I just remembered that I'm going on hiatus from the 6th-13th. This probably means I shouldn't sign up for anything as I won't be here for the second half of this.

Ignore the earlier stuff. Sorry.
Edited 2012-08-03 03:23 (UTC)
bassinyoface: (What a Maroon!)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] bassinyoface 2012-08-02 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Player:zferolie
Character(s):Peacock
Canon:Skullgirls
Open/Closed:Open!
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing:Either works for me!
justamercenaryman: (get away!)

Sign-ups

[personal profile] justamercenaryman 2012-08-02 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Sam
Character(s): Navarre // Manah
Canon: Fire Emblem 1 // Drakengard 2
Open/Closed: Uh open? idk sure.
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: either or. Navarre is more of a pest with someone else. Manah is a bit insane either way.

Neither of my kids knows what a camera is so this would be interesting.
Stalking Navarre is funny.
Messing with Manah is also funny, in that sick twisted way.

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] duodeca 2012-08-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
(i can do this right?)

Player: Bani
Character(s): Noel Vermillion
Canon: BlazBlue
Open/Closed: Open
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op if that's okay?
rivalappeared: ([char] we kick ass)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] rivalappeared 2012-08-03 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
psst

what if

noel and jin did co-op testing together

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] duodeca 2012-08-03 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
then god help us all

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] snipernosniping 2012-08-03 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Prince
Character(s): Shinon
Canon: Fire Emblem 9/10
Open/Closed: Closed; testing with Byrne
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op
Edited 2012-08-03 23:47 (UTC)
makesithot: (How's that sound?)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] makesithot 2012-08-04 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Prince
Character(s): Chili
Canon: Pokemon
Open/Closed: Open
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Either is fine by me!
princessninja: (Default)

[personal profile] princessninja 2012-08-05 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Player: Whit!
Character(s): Sheik
Canon: LoZ: OoT
Open/Closed: Open!
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op if possible.
pinkgingham: (Yessss)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] pinkgingham 2012-08-06 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Katie
Character(s): Sable, Doopliss
Canon: Animal Crossing, Paper Mario:TTYD
Open/Closed: Open
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Either one is fine!
vela_nova: (Default)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] vela_nova 2012-08-06 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Jeff
Character(s): Eggman and Goombella
Canon: Sonic the Hedgehog/Paper Mario
Open/Closed: Whatevs
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Either

Eggman will be sending in robots to proxy for him and communicate with GLaDOS. Goombella is stuck.
violetcandypop: (06; squash.)

[personal profile] violetcandypop 2012-08-06 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Kate.
Character(s): Ai the Pikmin, Eli the Arbok.
Canon: Pikmin, Pokemon.
Open/Closed: Open.
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op for both of them.
tidalwaves: (02; i disappoint you try as i may.)

[personal profile] tidalwaves 2012-08-08 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
adding this late;

Character(s): Marie the Wartortle
Canon: Pokemon.
Open/Closed: Closed.
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Solo.
makesitcool: (MAD SHAKEN UP YO)

Re: Sign-ups

[personal profile] makesitcool 2012-08-06 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Angela
Character(s): Pit
Canon: Kid Icarus
Open/Closed: Open
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing:Co-op

Character(s): Rhys
Canon: Fire Emblem
Open/Closed: Open
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op
majorjealousy: (ø fuck you vermillion)

I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE LATE I HOPE THIS IS STILL OK....

[personal profile] majorjealousy 2012-08-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Player: kiz
Character(s): jin
Canon: blazblue
Open/Closed: closed
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: co-op with noel!
did_well_enough: ([Human] Even I smile sometimes.)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-08-07 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You're good!
robinsegg: (11)

If it's too late, it is okay to leave out :'D

[personal profile] robinsegg 2012-08-06 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Player: Iyo
Character(s): Sig
Canon: Puyo Puyo
Open/Closed: Open!
Co-op Testing or Single Person Testing: Co-op, please for some horrible team work!
did_well_enough: (Oh. It's you.)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-08-07 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, you're good.