This isn't Paris!

[tearfulpartings]

Bonjour, Smash Academy, it is Bret! I come to you bearing a new student type: Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite!

She's been locked away in a tower for 20 years and has only had books and a giant mechanical birdman for company so she's not entirely sure what she's doing. It is also a whole century later than she was expecting. She wanted to go to Paris but ended up ripping open part of the universe and ended up here instead.

... She kind of rips open the universe on a regular basis, but usually that's just going to mean your blue towel is now pink or your bikini is now a one piece. More about that later!

Elizabeth is taken from a canon point slightly before super major stuff starts going down in the game, so never fear if you were interested and haven't gotten to it yet. You can read her application here if you are so inclined.

She'll be falling out of the sky soon so if you want her to fall on you please tell me!

oh right NOEL WE'RE ROOMING EVENTUALLY HELLO IN ADVANCE.

Comments

[caincarnate]

e x c e l l e n t . . .

[tearfulpartings]

Hello OvO

[paletteknife]

did someone say sheltered girls

ALSO OH NO SHE'S CUTE
TELL ME ABOUT UNIVERSE FUCKERY
tell me about the bioshocks

[tearfulpartings]

sheltered girls who paint would you like to paint with her mary

THE SHORT AND SIMPLE ANSWER UNTIL I GET AN INFO POST FOR YOU IS THAT

ELIZABETH OPENED A TEAR AND 20 AUS CAME OUT.

bioshocks were underwater but then they were in the clouds how can this be

[punchtheflute]

If she is going to fall from the sky. I have. This thing she can land on. Sort of like a safety net, but it's probably even bouncier and safety-er... than a safety net.

[tearfulpartings]

This was. In fact. Something that was debated beforehand. As a delightful option.

Would you desire such things.

[punchtheflute]

Great minds think alike!

I certainly would.

[tearfulpartings]

Then, Sonny Mo, I choose yyyoooouuuu.

[punchtheflute]

Yaaay! Just tell me what you need from him and he is at your disposal!

[tearfulpartings]

I will be getting a log up just as soon as I write it up. Probably I can write up a little thread just for him in it OwO(\

[punchthedoritos]

That would be just fine - I will keep an eye out for it!

[tearfulpartings]

I will give you a handy link for you convenience.

[obfuskate]

gurl don't fuq with my towels!!!!!!

[tearfulpartings]

Pink looks better on you.

[obfuskate]

n-no it doesn't

baka

[tearfulpartings]

There there. I know it is hard to come to terms with this revelation about your life, but it will be okay.

[obfuskate]

I-I ALWAYS THOUGHT I LIKED BLUE OKAY

[tearfulpartings]

It's ok. We all thought we liked blue.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

a a a a a a a h

[tearfulpartings]

a a a a a a a a a

[duodeca]

well hello there

i am interestged in how this goes since my brother has this game BUT HOW GOES IT ROOMIE

[tearfulpartings]

you should. look into it.

IT GOES SO CONFUSINGLY AND AMAZINGLY and you have no idea how excited she will be to actually get to live in a place with a person. I imagine it might take her a day or two IC to establish that oh this is a school and oh she can enroll and oh they will give her a place to live how fantastic.

[duodeca]

i;ve been watching him play it and elizabeth seems like a cute so far

this will be a fun time tho, yes. do not worry elizabeth, noel isn't a crazy. and you don't even have to toss her guns to use because she has her own.

take that booker.

[tearfulpartings]

what about ammo do you need ammo

cause she can get you some ammo

[duodeca]

nah her guns are special

like, magical sciency special

she good wit ammo