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[nottheproblem]

Mako Potato here.

Have you ever wanted to be guided to your school future with the spirits and wisdom? Well, now you can. Because Smash Academy has a new guidance counselor who's here to help you with all of your class-turned-career choices.

This is Kaniehtí:io from Asassin's Creed III. But just call her Ziio.

She's a member of the Mohawk tribe (Iroquois) and has a bit of sharp wit on her, sure to be not what's expected when it comes to supportive school staff. A little stoic and to the point, she ought to be an interesting addition to the campus. Although a member of faculty, Ziio will be smelling it up in the forest because wow technology is completely beyond her.

Her app is here if you'd like a peek, and hey, she has a handy, dandy personal HMD.

And now, she's going to go clutter up the library. ♥

Comments

[mohawk_tomahawk]

YEAH AND SHE IS MY MOMMY SO IF YOU GUYS EVER LOOK AT HER WEIRD I'M GONNA BE VERY MAD 8D

[mohawk_tomahawk]

I mean, welcome to faculty ♥.

[nottheproblem]

YEAH THANKS.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

You're very welcome said your very grown up baby boy.

[nottheproblem]

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
I KEEP LAUGHING, DAMN IT.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

GOOD BECAUSE ME TOO.

[nottheproblem]

OH GOOD LET'S BE DUMB TOGETHER

[obfuskate]

mmm, buttcreeds

MMM, BUTTCREED MOMMIES

[nottheproblem]

BUTTCREED MOMMIES WHO LOOK THE SAME AGE AS THEIR SONS.
TIME PARADOXES FOREVER.

[obfuskate]

... THAT'S TOTALLY NOT CREEPY AT ALL, NOPE

[nottheproblem]

NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

[tacohat]

belated screeching

[nottheproblem]

You make me feel so special. ♥
/mwah mwah