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Yo, I am Arc. I am here now. Thus, the plaintive cries of "Who's your daddy?!" have now been answered for all time. The solution?

Here's a suspenseful pause, you know, to make it all dramatic. Hell yeah.

SUBJECT DELTA!
(This offer does not apply if the reader is large, medium, elderly, middle-aged, adult, an awkward teen chosen for a life-changing quest, 16 going on 17, a dude, super buff, two dudes in one weird human suit, pregnant, mortal, or otherwise afflicted with humours of the human body)

I am here because my roommate kept talking about Smash and how it was awesome. Obviously, I can't allow any bastion of hope or amusement to exist in their life, so there was only one thing to do.

Delta is a teacher who has almost no idea what teachers are like other than what Rapture media has told him, which is pretty much nothing. He'll be learning to do his job while his students learn marine engineering. At least, they'll be doing marine engineering, so if they do things right, they'll learn something. Maybe. And they'll come out of the experience enriched and completely unharmed. Probably?

Okay, he'll give you extra credit in exchange for booze, what more do you want?

Also, I apologize in advance to anyone playing a character that can be described as "tiny" or "girlish."

Edit: Forgot a few things that you probably might want to see. Mostly permissions and contact info

I think that's it. Anyway, nice to meet everyone!

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u wanna go. i swer on me mum ill bash yer ead in m8

DELTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

HELLO ARC my name is Bret and I play Elizabeth here (sorta), a lady pokemon trainer named Blue, Green's shiny Venusaur named Bulba, and Vianca the 4'3" librarian girl (who is a white pikmin).

Hey Bret!

I haven't read through a lot of past posts so I'm not quite sure about Blue and Bulba, but Elizabeth and Vianca... I smell future shenanigans.

also i may have been laughing on the floor for a minute at how well that icon works with your first sentence

Who cares about those other two they smell. Like. Far more distanter shenanigans that have little bearing on the little girl shenanigans I am prepared to unleash into your world.

Because they will happen. You just wait.

all according to plan ehuhuehue.

That was almost ominous, but the phrase "little girl shenanigans" is kinda the complete opposite of foreboding.

...and then I suddenly remember Big Sisters and the threat level of that statement increases exponentially. Welp. ASIDE FROM THAT, 100% ready for shenanigans, regardless of smells or relative distances.

>tiny
>girlish

WELP....

But anyways, hey there Arc! My name is nol, I play Chihiro Fujisaki (Dangan Ronpa) and Hidehiko Uesugi (Persona 1) who is better known as Brown or that loser who can't seem to shut up.

WELCOME TO THE GAME!

Hullo nol.

Thanks for the welcome! I know pretty much nothing about Persona but CHIHIRO. YES. Your journal URL fails to dispel my excitement (it's excellent).

Edited 2013-12-23 09:06 (UTC)

Tiny, girlish characters, huh...

WELCOME TO SMASH I am Shocky and I play the tiny girlish Mary from Ib and the average-sized masculine Kiyotaka Ishimaru from Dangan Ronpa. I am gonna tag you with one or both mark my words.

Hey Shocky!

I will mark your words, and keep them safe. Though generations may pass, this vow shall hold strong. When the time comes for the Calling of the Tags, Delta shall be there for your aid. Or for your amusement. Or to your chagrin. One of those.

clear isn't tiny but he wears frilly aprons does that count for something

ANYWAY HI I AM NIKKI WELCOME TO SMASH. i just play clear the kawaii robot from dramatical murder here. ♥!

I wish I could say that frilly aprons count for a large portion of global happiness from experience, but I can't. Luckily, I've taken Apron Economics 101, so I have book learnin' to back that statement up instead.

But yeah, hi Nikki!

Edited 2013-12-23 09:05 (UTC)

I play one tiny character however he's not at all girlish. (It's Knuckles the Echidna.)

Marine engineering sounds fantastic! Welcome to the fold, Arc - apart from Knuckles I also play this guy here who is a snorlax and also Jon Talbain.

Fantastic, you say? Fantastic enough to, perhaps, enroll in for a few semesters? Or maybe 10 semesters? Education is super important, y'know.

Thanks for the welcome!

HEY, BRO.

I'm Chris and I play a selection of Manly Men.

MAX (Advance Wars) - angry tankman who sweats testosterone
APPLE KID (Earthbound/Mother 2) - not so manly genius inventor
BOWSER (Super Marios) - burly endboss douche
JOCK/BLUE'S ARCANINE (Pokemon) - buff hairy puppyman
HAGAKURE - PTSD highschooler who can see the future, sort of

WELCOME TO THE GAME

Hi Chris!

So you've got huge muscled dudes, an inventor (which is engineering which is still pretty manly), and Hagakure. 4/5 for incredible manliness isn't bad. That's the perfect ratio to include in an infomercial.

"4 out of 5 walking testosterone deposits recommend our new product, Sports! Only $19.99 plus shipping and handling if you call within the next 15 minutes!"

I somehow feel that Apple Kid would not be the best possible representative for Sports!

True. But someone has to design, create, and do quality testing, no? It'd be a real shame if peoples' Sports weren't top-notch.

SUBJECT DELTA HOLY SHIT YES HIHIHIHI

Haldo, Arc. I'm Liz and I play Connor (Buttcreed the Third), Little Mac (Punch Out!!!!!), and Garry (Ib)!! Holy crap so nice to meet you!!

Hullo Liz!

Nice to meet you as well! Talking to stealth/rump/pugilism fans is never a bad choice.

Although since there are a bunch of characters here from ib i should probably finally start that game huh

roommates

ftfy

Ruining your bastion of hope and amusement is not the sole reason for this, although it does count as a small bonus probably.

It also will serve admirably as an additional avenue through which I can seduce you. N-not that Delta likes Cid or anything, b-baka!

Welcome to Smash, Arc. You are now doomed to walk through the valley of the shadow of death with us all.

Also I have characters who qualify as girly if not necessarily tiny if that interests you.

I'm Jeff, and I play Princess Daisy, Goombella, Blaze the Cat and Shantae, who are all girls. I play Dr. Eggman and Green's Jolteon, who are guys. And I play R.O.B., who is a robot.

Please tell me that there is an actual part of campus called the Shadow of Death. Or at least some super-edgy club in FDC named that.

Failing that, I guess the figurative shadow of death works too, although it probably harbors far less sweet dance music.

Anyway, hello Jeff!

Hello, Arc. It's a pleasure to meet you.

My name is Mako London and I am one of your mods, so please feel free to contact me if you have any questions or anything else of the like and I'm happy to be of service.

I play Eirik (this girl here), Ziio (Assassin's Creed), Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid), Soryk (some elf from Warcraft), and Voile (some Gardevoir pokémon girl).

Welcome aboard!

Hey Mako!

I'll be sure to pester you relentlessly if anything is even slightly amiss or confusing, so you can be sure that your inbox will be quite well-fed (not actually because that would be rude). Thanks for the welcome!