Oh deer

[buddinghart]

Hello again, Smashies. Snap (that loser that plays Char) has yet another very silly Pokemon OC. I hate to pass the buck but I herd you can blame him on the fawning adoeration and staggering enabling from two very deer friends. I hartly need to point out that they were behind me all the way, helping me get out of this rut.

Before I waste any more time ruminating over bad puns, let me just introduce Kieran the Sawsbuck. Given their gimmick of changing form with every season, he is going to have A WHOLE TON OF ACCOUNTS. They are:

Spring: buddingheart / buddinghart (March 20 - June 21)
Summer: bloomingheart / bloominghart (June 21 - September 22)
Autumn: burningheart / burninghart (September 22 - December 22)
Winter: enduringheart / enduringhart (December 22 - March 20)

His app is right here, and he is going to be rooming with resident nice boy, Yu Narukami.

Comments

[rivalsweetscent]

Everything went better than expected.

[buddinghart]

But then it turned out he was a Sap Sipper Sawsbuck and this never stopped happening

[rivalsweetscent]

I think this relationship is moving a bit too fast.

[buddinghart]

Well Marie definitely seems to be concerned but YOU'RE JUST TOO DELICIOUS OKAY

[rivalsweetscent]

U______U

though ha ha ha it is almost time for Bulba's Smelly Phase. Time for extra rounds.

[buddinghart]

POLLENFEST

MY BODY IS READY. AND SO ARE MY HEADFLOWERS????

[rivalsweetscent]

OHHH KIERAN OHHHH~

[buddinghart]

AND I WILL LEAVE MY ANTLERS ON

[rivalsweetscent]

/GAZE

[punchtheflowers]

/)*w*(\

[buddinghart]

you did this to meeee

[punchtheflowers]

I won't deny it.

[buddinghart]

brb learning Megahorn


now what

[punchtheflowers]

So I guess you are susceptible to poisoning, huh.

[burninghart]

WHY ARE ALL MY CHARACTERS TRUMPED BY VOMIT

[punchtheflowers]

because

you

love it

[burninghart]

no

[punchthedoritos]

Oh wooooooow. I love. All the puns.

That was masterful.

[buddinghart]

Puns are the only reason I was put on this earth.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

So anyway deer guy I heard you're afraid of dogs. That works just fine for me because venison is one of my favorite foods. I think we will get along REALLY REALLY WELL.

[truffulatree]

jon i will end you

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Celebi, as a forest spirit you must know that wolves eat deer. That is the way of things. Please do not shoot me from a helicopter just for being me.

[truffulatree]

jon this deer is promising me rides i am obligated to get out the big guns. please refrain fromeating the deers with tree antlers

[whirlwind_wolfman]

How about I eat the deer and use his delicious treemeats as fuel to give you Wolf Rides?

[enduringhart]

I do not much care for this idea

[whirlwind_wolfman]

UM HI PRIVATE CONVERSATION HERE, LUNCHFACE. Geeze talk about rude.

[enduringhart]

I KIND OF FEEL I SHOULD HAVE A SAY IN WHETHER OR NOT I AM EATEN BY A NIGHTMARISH DEATH HOUND


(WHICH I WOULD REALLY RATHER NOT BE, BY THE WAY)

[whirlwind_wolfman]

COULD YOU BE ANY MORE DEMANDING!? Goodness. And to think I was going to invite you to dinner.

[gricklegrass]

jon. jon there are many deer in the forest that are not budding with flowers.

go eat them.

[rotarytier]

this post is good and you should feel good

[enduringhart]

Glad I could be of cervidce

You know, because... service... cer...vi...

Okay uh they can't all be good puns okay

[tank_rockarms]

[enduringhart]

how can i ever measure up

brb dropping in shame

[oceanshaper]

OMGG

[enduringhart]

I hope you find him endeering

oh god please stop me

[raced_god]

I love him already

Did you still want the car crash to be a Thing

[enduringhart]

Um yes please I find this idea Kind of Hilarious

[star_punched]

I was too late to come in here to say this is wonderful and so are you.

More grass types is also always a plus.