I dub this day Explosion Day

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HELLO SMASH ACADEMY THIS IS KAT, your resident mod thing and Samus/Raiden/Persian bringing you Groose... wait no, maybe next app this robot eyeball Groosealike jerk:



HE IS A TERRIBLE FLIRT, HIDE YOUR LADIES. He also likes wrestling bears, explosions, action, adventure and has a blackbelt in pretty much everything. His application is here (WARNING SOME SPOILERS I GUESS) and if not that, then all spoken his lines can be compacted down into this convenient five minute long video.

He doesn't actually have a dorm, all these mysterious management rails have just started appearing around campus. He will be teaching ADVENTURING 101 unless I pick a humanization design turn him into a peoples, then I will probably make him a student. If/when that happens.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY RICK.

Comments

[testgasm]

I AM FULL OF UNSPEAKABLE RAGE

[testgasm]

I DONT EVEN CARE THAT I'M ON THIS ACCOUNT BUT I FOUND IT APPROPRIATE TO CONVEY MY ANGUISH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

[explosion_day]

YOU'RE ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WAS CARESSING ME

INSTEAD OF YOU.













AND YOU'RE A BRIT. I'D BE ANGRY AT MYSELF IF I WAS A BRIT.

[truffulatree]

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Why hello there pixie princess of the forest.

[peach_cake]

Oh

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Hello gorgeous. Did you know every princess needs a prince? And I happen to be a certifiable 100% authentic prince? From Adventurasia?

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Time to get hit on by ALL of Kat's characters*




*very light exaggeration

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Rick's hitting-ons encompasses

all four

times four...

...ty

[did_well_enough]

Ha.

Hahaha.


GET OUT

[explosion_day]

Get out of my pants? I thought you'd never ask, Gladdy.

[did_well_enough]

Can you say "incinerator?"

Because that's where you're going to end up if you keep flirting.

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Totally worth it.

[iwantcake]

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[W I N K]