i'm speaking in an accent that is beyond your range of hearing

[testgasm]

HEY SMASHIES WHAT UP it's Whit, that one modtype who plays Falcon, Zelda and Brock, bringing you another one of them talking eyeballs from Portal 2. The cooler, handsomer, smarter one RICK SMELLS.



This is Wheatley. Wheatley is a very intelligent sentient robot and he enjoys science, Machiavelli, long walks on the management rail, being Stephen Merchant, going insane with power, and things that are not outer space.

He will be joining the esteemed Smash Academy staff as LIBRARY ASSISTANT which means he can tell you all about the Dewey Decimal System and where to find books on birds and potatoes. You can read more about him in his application, and you can contact me on AIM at t0th3m00n or on plurk at whitticus.

Comments

[findthepenguin]

moron

[testgasm]

B(

[luckyglasses]

Ah, wait, you have a typo there. Let me get that.

Wheatley is a very intelligent sentient robot and he enjoys science

[testgasm]

Noooo, I think you're wrong.

[rivalappeared]

oh man alive

[testgasm]

[vianca]

thrilling

[testgasm]

HELLO TINY TURRET HUMAN

I'M A HELPER

[omg_space]

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

space

[testgasm]

no one

is going

to space

mate

[did_well_enough]

Oh look. It's the moron.

[testgasm]

Oh look it's Fatty Fatty Potato McBossy Boots.

[did_well_enough]

Ha.


Hahahaha.


Ha.

Incinerator.

[testgasm]

You'll have to catch me first.

[did_well_enough]

As if that would be difficult.

[explosion_day]

Nope.

You're dumb.

Dumb as a bag of hammers. Hammers are real dumb, in case you didn't know.

[testgasm]

NO

YOU'RE DUMB

[explosion_day]

You're dumb like space is big. And fat! You're space-kinds of fat and dumb.

[testgasm]

oh my god i cannot believe those words are even leaving your vocal processor

you fat fatty mcfatterson

[explosion_day]

FATDUMB

[peach_cake]

The library is never safe.

[testgasm]

of course it's safe

Wheatley's here to guard it

with his life