Hola!

[prettycoolguy]

Greetings lovely Smashers, I'm Zita and I'm bringing you the Master Chief from Halo.
For those of you who don't know the Master Chief, he's a gigantic super soldier guy who kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything. He also has an actual name but good luck getting him to admit it.

He was sort of raised from early childhood to be a soldier and, as a result, fails horribly in just about any social situation. He is the eternal straightman, wtfing valiantly at shenaniganery and doing his damnedest to not be any fun. (And sometimes he even succeeds!)

This accurately sums up his thoughts on the matter:



I intend to intro him by dropping him from space in the middle of the football field.

If anybody wants me for any reason, you can grab me on aim at whitewolfzita, or on plurk at zitasaurusrex.

I look forward to playing with you!

Comments

[testgasm]

YES

YES

[testgasm]

i mean hi chief let's be friends i'm not guilty spark at all

[prettycoolguy]

Oh hey that's great how about we hang out some t-

WAAAAAAIIIIIT A MINUTE

hi it's pix

[deathboss]

WHO DAH HELL ARE YOU

oh hey pix sup

[prettycoolguy]

A RANDOM STRANGER WHADDYA WANT

nothing much

[deathboss]

IDK KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

[icequeen_aran]

HOW'S THAT SPACE TREATING YOU, SPACE GUY.

[prettycoolguy]

IT'S VERY SPACIOUS. LOTS OF ROOM.

ALSO COLD.

[explosion_day]

AND DANGEROUS.

[kumagypsy]

DON'T WORRY CHIEF YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN HERE.

[prettycoolguy]

OH NO FUN

HIS NEMESIS

[obfuskate]

DA CHIEF

hope he likes hedgehogs with motorcycles that don't afraid of anything...........

HI THO!! my name is nikki and i play this guy, shadow the hedgehog, and one natural harmonia gropius. nice to meet you zita!!

[prettycoolguy]

TALKING HEDGEHOGS WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS

he'll have to warm up to the idea eventually I'm sure!

[obfuskate]

crazy bs dats what

[forgetbeam]

I am glad you have that username.

HELLO I'm Shocky and I just play some dudes like Mary from Ib and Ishimaru from Dangan Ronpa and Aquenda the Warcraft OC.

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP FALLING FROM SPACE...

[prettycoolguy]

It is possibly the best username in my possession.

CHIEF WOULD PREFER TO NOT FALL FROM SPACE IT'S JUST NOT IN THE CARDS

[gunplay]

aaah I recognize your AIM name! I KINDA KNOW YOU A LITTLE! Because you played Vega, right? I was messaging you a long time ago because I was thinking about apping Raven.

SUP ZOIDS BRO /fistbump

[prettycoolguy]

Yes I did THAT WAS ME HI!

/FISTBUMP

[gunplay]

So anyway HELLO I am Em, I just play Ocelot (from Metal Gear Solid 3). He thinks manly soldier protagonists are sexy so he may creeper on your dude a bit.

My whole experience with Halo is just co-opping a little bit with a friend on Halo 2 yeeeears ago so I only know a little about Master Chief.

I'M GONNA ADD YOU ON PLURK.

[ihateplumbers]

IF I WERE A GOOD PLAYER I WOULD HAVE A FOOTBALL PRACTICE LOG FOR YOU TO DROP IN ON.