MOD POAST

[mansionstaff]

First and foremost apologies for the delay, we figured it would be more courteous to wait until the DW downtime was over and everyone was awake again before posting mod announcements.

And a HAPPY NEW YEARS to all you wonderful Smashies. Can you believe it's been just about a year since we moved over to Dreamwidth? We've been very pleased with the move, and we hope you have been too. Here's to the start of another great year.

GAME STUFF

• We're doing a pop-up HMD now! Use this one, not the old one from now on (or until otherwise noted). Links in the game navigation have subsequently been updated, and in other places as well. If you find an out-of-date link, please let us know.

• THAT'S IT, PRETTY MUCH. Go post to the pop-up HMD.

EVENT INFORMATION

This was suggested a while ago but we felt it was in poor timing. NOW, THE TIMING IS GOOD.

TIME FOR A BLACKOUT. It'll be just a little mini-event but starting this Friday, January 18th, there will be a series of unfortunate and extenuating circumstances that will bring the downfall of technology to Smash Academy, and everyone will be snowed in for the weekend, as seen on the updated calendar. More details will be given once the actual log goes up but for now here's the skinny:

• January 18th-20th the school will be WITHOUT POWER. That means no electricity, no heaters, no hot water, no TV, no gadgets, no gizmos, no network. The school's backup generators will work for only about an hour before mysteriously failing. The power will eventually be restored (and generators fixed) through FDC Power & Light.

• That won't happen until Monday morning however, as Mother Nature aka a wild and disgruntled Castform andor Articuno has decided it hasn't snowed nearly enough this season. Throughout the week the weather will be white and blustery until there's a full-fledged blizzard bearing down on the Academy by the weekend. Nobody in their right mind will be out and about in that weather until it passes.

You'll be snowed in and without power for a few days, Smash Academy. Better keep warm.

Comments

QUESTIONS/COMMENTS (re: event or HMD or anything else)

[mansionstaff]

totally irrelevant comment plz ignore

[gunplay]

I keep laughing whenever I see "poast" instead of "post" because I envision the mods cooking up a big pot roast for us.

BLACKOUT PLOTTING

[mansionstaff]

Carbon and friends

[thewrightidea]

so edgeworth, i'm thinking phoenix may need to snuggle up with you to keep warm~~~~~~

Okay no Phoenix will probably be doing all he can to help the school.

Chell might try to escape or something.

Byrne will probably be very grumpy.

nikki n fronds

[idealisms]

shedo will need his sanic bb to keep warm

i mean

yeah WHO WANTS TO DO SHIT WITH THESE TWO FREAKS

banibutt and the clumsy blonde cute

[duodeca]

ALRIGHT I'VE FAILED ENOUGH THIS MONTH, I WILL DIG MYSELF OUT OF THIS RUT IF IT KILLS ME.

Thaaaaaat being said, who would like to have fun warm snuggle kissy time do things with Noel?

[shirtphobia]

Ahahahaa. Nobody in their right mind...

Well, uh, Liquid canonically is crazy enough to fly a helicopter in a horrific blizzard. And crash it. Good thing he doesn't care enough to try to leave unless he needs something. He then proceeds to run out of hair dye or drop his bullets down a drain or something.

Also he is pretty much immune to cold and will be laughing at all of you sad cold people. THAT SAID, if he's in a good mood he might try to help out. Or at least offer snarky advice.

If anyone needs a smug, shirtless asshat to tick them off, lemme know~.

...also the blackout part is gonna tick him off so much. He's paranoid as hell.

Shocky types

[forgetbeam]

Vivian baby Ishimaru's gonna need you to help him keep ORDER
He can tough the cold, he just needs to get people working together and keeping warm and safe, blah blah typical Ishimaru things

Mary is gonna be damn cold

Aquenda, elementalist that she is, might be able to enlist the help of fire or something to help people keep warm. I dunno. Alternatively she is a big source of meat.

jess and jerks

[un_worthy]

I think this is an opportune time for Edgeworth to get stuck in an elevator. Em we're doing it
we're making it happen

This could possibly be a dream come true for Hilda because a blizzard with no power means maybe she can her Pokeyman can set stuff on fire together. Barring that though I think she's open for plans.

Em's Russian cowboy

[gunplay]

Anyone want to bump into a character who is easily identified by the sound of his footsteps because he will never stop wearing spurs?

[bedroomblackbelt]

SAMUS
Is probably going to be snowed in at the firehouse sooooo unless anyone specifically wants her she'll probably stay there. She will brave the winter snow if someone needs a winter rescue or supplies or something she is crazy and has a magical suit of space armor that dirty cheater like that.

SETH
Will probably be MYSTERIOUSLY NOT AROUND gosh he's been kind of not around a lot lately, hasn't he? (It's hard being a drug lord sometimes.) HOWEVER, like Samus, I am very flexible and should someone specifically want him I can make an exception.

RICK
Rick will be here and walking around with his cowboy boots. ADVENTURES IN THE DARK! He will be excited to explore and probably will not realize until too late that most human bodies don't do cold well for prolonged periods of time. Oops. Cuddles are especially welcome.

Ladies.

whitdudes

[raced_god]

Falcon I am going to say gets stuck at the school for the sake of shenanigans. He will probably camp in his office and will light things on fire for you and/or light the way down a dark hallway if you ask nicely.

Zelda is super bummed out that her investigative plans are on hold, but she is the RA so that means she needs to make sure all the students are safe and warm and have lots of blankets and bonfire hot cocoa. NO BURNING THE DORM FURNITURE FOR WARMTH. Her plans to explore creepy lollipop-related churches will commence after the storm passes.

Wheatley is GOING TO DIE IT'S COLD AND DARK AND COLD and having a house under a desk in the library in a pile of sweaters and blankets and his own tears is probably not conducive to healthy living. Should you stumble upon this library hobo he will probably whine and moan a lot.

just Ivan

[ivantheterrible]

Ivan will likely just be reminded of winter back home. Considering he's not super technologically inclined it won't bother him too much and he'll just bundle up more than usual. And continue calling the school a dump.

So who wants Ivan making fun of them for stressing out over the whole thing?

I TOTALLY ROCK AT THREAD STRUCTURE HURF DURF

[trustycrowbar]

Ohmaigod. Living without power for days during a blizzard?

Lucca at can provide fires for warmth and light and hot water, so there's plenty of chances for CR there. So a lot of reading by candlelight and actually talking to people instead of just handing in her homework.

Gordon has been through worse, but this is coming at a bad time for him because all those teleporter parts are no use if there's no power to test the connections. Using his suit to go rescue people caught in the blizzard is an option but even it has limited power... I also have a mental image of him making a valiant effort with others to fix the generator when it first fails (which of course the thing catastrophically blows up instead. That tends to happen around him.) Whether or not any of those go down, I'm open to suggestions on what to do with him.

Jeffdudes

[rivalthunderbolts]

Okay so. ANYONE WANT ANY OF THEM?

Eggman will want to get the hell out of there and away from everyone, if he's not waiting on the Egg Carrier for everything to blow over. Maybe getting robots to try and unbury him and possibly everyone else, but mainly just him. Because he's a dick.

R.O.B. I am thinking maybe loses power without any way to recharge himself. Could shut down and be inoperable. Because I'm a terrible person.

For Jolt I am assuming wiltybros Green team shenanigans will take place. Quick Char, smash open all the vending machines. His butt doubles as an emergency power source.

Blaze has her own source of heat and light, and people are welcome to hang out with her to keep warm.

Goombella lives off-campus, but she could have been working when the storm hit. But she's used to low light and heat because she's a mushroom because she's a mushroom.

Daisy will not be pleased and be in need of warming up.

And Banjo will probably hang out by the light of Kazooie's fire eggs, lamenting the fact that the pizza guy they called for before the storm will probably never arrive.

Jon and (according to Carbon) his harem

[trumped_card]

GLaDOS will probably not be around for much longer, as she has gotten incredibly draining recently.

Ondrea will probably be starting a lot of fires to keep people warm.

Celes will just...I don't even know.

SO YEAH, all my guys (minus computer bitch) will be open to things and stuff.

Chris's Manly Men

[flamedog]

JOCK is literally a walking furnace. Covered in fur. He shoots fire from his mouth and is made for snuggles. WHO WANTS TO CUDDLE. He will also cook anything you need cooked with a well-placed flamethrower.

MAX spent three years living in a society without electricity because of time travel. So. This is sort of familiar to him. He also has a forge. But that's on the volcano. So probably inaccessible. THAT BEING SAID Max loves him some wilderness survival. And you don't need electricity to LIFT ALL THE WEIGHTS so really Max is pretty good. And working out is a good way to stay warm. He has several weeks' worth of protein bars in his room. Like there is literally a closet full of protein bars. He won't go hungry.

DUSTER didn't have electricity in his life until he hit his twenties. So. This is a little like home. He is, however, not particularly skilled in any sort of wilderness survival skills. He'll help someone else out to set things up, however.

APPLE KID will immediately go into working on a snow-powered furnace. He will complete it five minutes before the power comes back on.

BOWSER will set things on fire to keep you all warm. You may not want these things on fire. And he may be setting them on fire because his airship is grounded by the blizzard and he's a lizard and enjoys lava baths and not stupid world 6.

OLAF will descend on a wire during Act V to save everyone from death and dissolution.

bret has dudes.

[rivalsweetscent]

4/5 of my roster is going to be really cold HA HA HA.

BULBA is probably going to be alternating between being a good RA like Zelda and making sure everybody is okay and SHAMELESSLY PILING ON TO HIS TEAM FOR WARMTH please cuddle with him there are not enough sweaters. He will more than likely cuddle up to anyone cause the cold makes him shameless. If you wanted a tiny saur cuddle please be telling.

CELEBI.... ALSO SHAMELESSLY CUDDLING ANYONE and holing up in hoodies or whatever. Probably kissin all da plants back to life. No real plans here.

IZZY IS COLD AND WHINY AND COLD and toni hey toni hey hey heyyyyyyy blake.

VIANCA is more than likely snowed in the library with Wheatley oops.

BLUE... is more than likely basking in the benefits of a puppydargon pile. It's so cozy. This is just like chilling in Sinnoh right guys. Right. Cool. She has no problems with this event and will probably be offering up cuddle services if Jock and Blake feel so inclined.

SNAPBUTT and her other butts

[cottonhearted]

Char I'm predicting will be with his team. He happens to be an excellent source of warmth and light though so IF YOU NEED THOSE THINGS MAYBE WE CAN TALK? vOv

Lyra is probably going to be making a complete kid of herself and running around all over the place having flashlight parties. She does have a fire type for warmth, but she's made out of lava so PLEASE HANDLE WITH CAUTION? She may want to check in with castmates depending how awful at tags I continue to be (Flynn are you staying warm Flynn don't go outside you'll turn into bug/steel/ICE) too.

Kieran is probably going to go completely stir-crazy not being able to go outside or have any sun. Somebody may need to restrain him at some point. u_u

Alorah IS GOING TO FREEZE. Gold Team, she will probably want to stick with you.

Copy X is a ROBUTT so it is possible that POWER SOURCES might become AN ISSUE. Other robutts? Is this an idea we may wanna play with?

[makesithot]

hi everyone, DO STUFF WITH ME I'm not desperate sounding enough... Actually I will pitch some dude ideas.

CHILI IS A FIRE-TYPE TRAINER! That means that everyone should come over and hang with his Fire-types and you can all be warm. Everyone gets to cuddle Pansear, who is the warmest. So yeah, Chili is always available for any shenanigans, always. `o`

ULKI hahahaha ulki haehah can't see in the dark. I hope this begins at night when he's trying to do something. Anyway, I don't really have any plans for him during the event.

RON needs someone to hang out with because he's going to be really lonely, but then he'll try to overwork himself or something until it's all over. Let me know if you want to do something with him!

MILIMILI DOESN'T NEED NO MAN to go out into the city! WHO CARES ABOUT BLIZZARDS. So nothing's going to change with her except maybe being harassed more or something. She might be fairly gone from the school during this event...

But all-in-all, I'm very open to plottings, if you would like.

[stillawoman]

Furiae might end up on her own since she has no room mate right now, so depending on where she is... she also has no phone for contact. also the teacher dorms are separate from the student dorms right CAAIIM

But she's used to living in a world without electricity, so other than it being really cold, she'll be fine? I guuuesss she'll be in the dorms, so there's that. And she will interact with some people yes. \o

Maisy will likely be with her team mates, but hey. ELECTRIC SHEEP. Electric.

She'll be happy to share her electricity if it is needed and if anyone might be interested in it, let me know. She can be a lightbulb for people when it gets real dark because her tail is like one when she gets moving.

BUT SHE ALSO MIGHT BE GOING HUMAN BEFORE THE BLACKOUT? DON'T... KNOW...

Flynn shall possibly be with Lyra if it happens at midnight and stay with her. yep. very exciting.

Red is going to want to check up on his team. ALSO. VINNIE. Dude is staying in the greenhouse and there's a total snow storm? red team i saw on plurk about sticking together sasshaaaaa


idk if you want to plot anything sorry this is small i am distracted by brothers

[twotailedgenius]

Tails will likely either be in the hangar or just getting out of class and stuck in one of the class buildings (is there more than one? I need to check the map...) Of course, if he IS in the hangar when things start getting blackout-ish, he'll make a mad dash for the school anyway. I'm not sure what he'll be doing for this but I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS XD this is a good time for more CR shenanigans

Marisa will be mysteriously missing, by which I mean she'll be snooping around and trying to pilfer things, and unless she's needed by someone for anything, I'm gonna keep her low profile. If anyone wants something pilfered from them lemme know and I'll keep a list. Otherwise she's just going to get random shit nobody cares about because she's bored.

Kazooie

[servingmiwafyh]

Kaz will be, by default, either:

. Hanging out with Banjo and Chili in their dorm waiting for the pizza they ordered right before this all happened :(:(:(
. Making trips to her own/Aquenda's dorm
. Exploring about the dorm hall.

If anyone wants to do things with her or want her involved in anything, I am so open for more CR.

Also, She carries fire eggs. but they kind of have to be shot out of her mouth (or otherwise) to activate, otherwise they are just shiny red useless eggs. I haven't decided how much of a supply she'll have, but if you find her human that means she's pretty fucking tired of shooting eggs now so fuck this shit.

Re: Kazooie

[makesithot]

"Why isn't it cooooming, what are we gonna eat, there's no more food in this school whiiiiiiiiiiiiine WE'RE GONNA DIE"

I can't imagine what Banjo's and Chili's dorm room looks like. Geez.

[star_punched]

HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.









Any three of my dudes can pop in anywhere I just wanna do something cool with people and have fun okay.

[travelingbelle]

mlah mlah mlah

KIZ JUST IN TIME FOR OFF HIATUS (put these words together into a sentence)

[rivalappeared]

green will be tumbling around with his team no doubt, but i see some good confrontations/encounters involving blue and red + their respective teams happening as well. he's also an ra, so if you wanna bother him for any particular reason, let me know.

kyogre you will find him outside, scaring the shit out of people because he loves the snow and confusion and emerging from darkened alleys. he can see really well in the dark but he's going to dumb it down so he can cling to his dark type ta. he will be making snow angels.

cammy is available to help wherever anyone needs it! she will be easy to find hovering near the library, shoving layers upon layers of sweaters on wheatley's shivering human body. let me know if you want her.

dachora has no good connections to losses of power, and has never seen snow. she will be a little ball of freak out.

jin loves the snow even more than kyogre. all his windows will be open. considering he doesn't really get chilled, he would be a perfect candidate to help out during the harsh weather with anything you might need him for. you just have to convince him to do so.

[travelingbelle]

green your saur is so cold please hold him tenderly

green your lady friend isn't cold at all ha ha ha please walk in on horrible things

kyogre your small pixie friend is VERY UPSET AND SHE IS GOING TO TELL YOU HOW UPSET